November 19, 2008

I Sleep With One Eye Open

Because I have nothing else to write about, I will announce that my cat is secretly plotting to kill me. I think it was all that talking about having Roasted Cosmo for Thanksgiving >_> he must have heard...

Exhibit A:

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Look at those eyes, o_o he's watching me... it's like he's just daring me to grab my yarn back, but nooo, I'm not falling for that trick >: I know what those claws can do.

Exhibit B:

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Look! LOOK!! D: its a subtle threat I say! Like he's anticipating what yummy delicious meat I'm going to taste like *cries* And he's taunting me with yarn *sobs*

Exhibit C:

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

>: solid (what?) proof! And... and... sometimes he just sits outside my bedroom door staring at me! Staring at me with those adorable slightly cross eyed blue eyes, they're calculating something I tell you! Like he's measuring the distance between the door and my bed, and taking notes on when everyone else in the house goes to sleep so there will be no witnesses. Dear God it's going to be death by pet *sobs uncontrollably*


...help me... he's staring again...

8 comments:

  1. Ahahahaha~ I lol'd at this, and your cat is adorable~~ I wanna pet it. x3 Bring him/her along when we meet? (whenever that may be?) :D

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  2. I second the adorable.

    He looks so fiesty and so cuddly at the same time. Sending mixed messages, definitely a trick!

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  3. My mom's cat is the same way. My kids come home from grandma's house and say "Henrietta was in a bitey mood today." so they couldn't touch her. She bites my mom's legs if she doesn't spend enough time with her!

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  4. He's so cute!! What a beautiful color! And I'm sure he feels resnetful that you're thinking of eating him for dinner! To be put on the same level as a bird!

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  5. I have tagged you! la la la :D

    http://nervousrabbit.blogspot.com

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  6. My cat gives me the dirtiest looks sometimes!

    He also loves to play with my yarn.

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  7. o.o Lies~ He lurves you~ xD
    You're his goddess with his :3 *coughs* gifts~ XD
    No dead lizard yet in front of your door?

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  8. Keep blogging!

    Surfed on in here via your profile on Ravelry.

    And in keeping with my thread on CLF, I've given your blog a "thumbs up" and got it listed on StumbleUpon, so other folks can hopefully surf on in and enjoy your blog.

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